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What one finds funny, another finds off-color or out-of-touch. “Dear Lillian, soon I hope to take you on a Caribbean cruise, where we can hold hands on a soft summer's evening and watch that old Jamaican moon. “There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
With this truth in mind, we offer up our favorite 50 funny quotes from films over the past years. "” The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)5. Why that old Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea.” Brain Donors (1992) – Roland T. “I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Let's be co-people.” Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) – Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)14. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.” City Slickers (1991) - Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal)26.
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.” She Done Him Wrong (1933) – Lady Lou (Mae West)27. To do then then was very now-tro, if you will.” A Mighty Wind (2003) – Mark Shubb (Harry Shearer)28. It's sex with someone I love.” Annie Hall (1977) – Alvy Singer (Woody Allen)29.
“I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. “I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. “Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.” Steel Magnolias (1989) – Truvy (Dolly Parton)22.
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly.” History of the World Part I (1981) – Comicus (Mel Brooks)6. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed ‘some kind of beef.’” Meatballs (1979) – Tripper (Bill Murray)9.
They’re upstairs in my socks.” A Night at the Opera (1935) – Otis B. “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” Animal House (1978) – Dean Wormer (John Vernon)23.